December 2010
16 posts
The best flirt I know.
Xxxx says: (9:56:31 PM)
And it'd totally rock to have a sexy you woman with incredible awesome boobs and the best personality and intellect of any girl I know just hanging out with me all the time....playing with my wiener.
Hillary says: (9:57:14 PM)
Ahhh! : D That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me :'(
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Family Dinner
Dad: The potatoes aren't that great dear.
Mom: Yeah, they're hard :(
Me: Are they mom? Well, maybe they're just happy to see you.
Action: *several eyebrow lifts and an awkward silence later*
Gram: *laughter*
Mom: *under her breath* ...you're a fucking idiot.
Me: Well, with that attitude I retract what I said. The potatoes are most definitely not happy to see you.
